If I need to take a drug test to get a job, then you need a drug test to get welfare!
my attitude is based on how you treat me (:
If only life had background music like in movies(:
its not called BEING WHIPPED its called respecting your girlfriend
Don't make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching her.
Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT.
it's not the Goodbye that hurts, but the Flashbacks that follow
When I was little I talked into the fan to make a robot voice.
Click LIKE if you know the difference between there, their, and they're. They are not interchangeable.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
R.I.P. summer 2010, you will be missed dearly
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Dont like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS.
She's my best friend, OF COURSE I'm going to tell her everything you just said.
Poor alcohol. . .it gets blamed for everything. . .
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